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-[snoring]
-[clock ringing]

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[upbeat music]

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So, Jon's been fired as sheriff,
which means

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that Deputies Garfield and Odie
have been fired too.

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Doc Whipple, you can boo him later,

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has the map to Glitter Gulch,

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an entire canyon of gold, they say.

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Can anyone stop this snake from
becoming the richest man in the world?

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If someone's going to,

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they'd better soon,
'cause this is the last chapter.

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If you'd just let me talk to him
about being in the movie...

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I'm sorry. He's on the phone
to the head of the studio...

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Not to worry, sir. I've just made
an addition to the cast...

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The biggest,
most wonderful star in the world.

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Can you guess who it is?
Nope, not him.

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Nope, not him either. One more guess.

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Wrong again. It's me!

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[muffled laughter from phone]

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-[Nermal groaning]
-[laughter continues]

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-[laughter continues]
-I can wait.

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-[laughter continues]
-Laugh all you want. Doesn't bother me.

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-[laughter continues]
-Here.

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Hang this up when he stops laughing
or gets replaced.

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Whichever occurs first.
I'll slate the scene.

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Scene whatever number this is. Take one.

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OK. I've gotta get into costume.

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[western music]

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Come the next morning,
Doc Whipple was ready.

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They had the map now
to give them directions.

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This was the day
they would go for the gold.

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Why do we need the extra wagons?

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Because we're going to bring back
a lot of gold.

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[horses neighing]

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What are those men up to?

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-[Odie muttering]
-I'm going out to look for a job, guys.

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We'll see if there are openings
for a guy who was sheriff

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for half of yesterday.

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Doc Whipple is up to something
and it reminds me of Jon's cooking.

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-It really smells.
-[doorbell ringing]

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[Odie whining]

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[gasping] You?

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May I come in?

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Why aren't you with Doc Whipple?

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That's right.
I figured out you were working for him.

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Not anymore.
When I did, I overheard his entire plan.

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I need to tell you about it.

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Hmm.

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[door slamming]

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When I saw what he did
to poor Sheriff Jon,

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I just had to tell you. It was all a plot

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to get his hands
on that map to Glitter Gulch.

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Jon needs to know this.

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-[Odie barking]
-[Garfield grunting]

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[Garfield moaning]

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[ominous music]

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Those three guys?

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They're the Mustache Mob without their
mustaches? If I could expose this plan,

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I could capture them, too.

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The only trouble is
we don't know where Glitter Gulch is.

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-[Odie yipping]
-I do.

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Rufus! How could you know where it is?

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On account of I'm the guy who found it
57 years ago.

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Rufus, this is very important.

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-Can you lead us to Glitter Gulch?
-Why, sure.

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But I won't go in.
The place is just lousy with lizards.

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And I just hate lizards.

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Huh?

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[giggling]

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I'll get my gear and we'll go. [thudding]

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[giggling]

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Nermal! What are you doing here?

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You're supposed to be
over there directing.

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When Jon was singing about how he wanted
to be a cowboy...

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I got to thinking about how I always
wanted to be a movie star. So...

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Can you ride a horse?

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No. But we're not going to ride horses.
[whistling]

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We'll go to Glitter Gulch in luxury.

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Nermal, there were no stretch
limousines in the old west.

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So? There were no zombies, ninjas
or talking cats, either.

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-[Odie muttering]
-Well, you've got a point.

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[western music]

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[rat] Out on the desert,
Doc Whipple was busy

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reading directions
he found on the map.

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It says here we look for a lake

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and make a U-turn...

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[western music continues]

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While in the limo,
a meal was catered.

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Our heroes travelled in luxury's lap.

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[Garfield] The box lunches
were a nice touch, Nermal.

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Hey, don't thank me.
The studio's paying for all this.

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A half mile ahead,
turn left at the big rock.

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[groaning]

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And remember!

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When we get there,
I'm waitin' outside in the car.

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There's too many lizards in there.

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I don't think Doc Whipple's
going to let a few lizards

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keep him from billions of dollars
worth of gold.

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[rat] Soon, Doctor Whipple
was near to the finish.

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Soon they'd arrived
where the map said to go.

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Was there a valley
of gold past the mountains?

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That was the thing
they all wanted to know.

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Let's see, the map says to squeeze
through that opening.

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[laughing]

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If I could just get through here.

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[groaning]

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[groaning]

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[Dr. Whipple] It's true, it's true!

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Gold everywhere,
just like the legend said.

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Gold everywhere and it's all mine!

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[Jon] Well, maybe not.

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They won't let you keep
that gold in prison.

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No one's going to arrest us.
[laughing]

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Remember, he's the sheriff now.

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And we're his deputies.

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Once the Mayor finds out
they're the Mustache Mob

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and they've been doing all those
robberies and that they work for you...

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The mayor will find someone
to arrest you.

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[Odie barking]

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Badges or no badges...

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We don't need no stinkin' badges!

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-We're taking you in.
-No, you're not.

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-Men?
-[ominous music]

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-[gasping]
-Are those things loaded?

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Looks that way. We should have figured
they'd be packing custard.

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You're not coming
between me and all this gold.

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[gasping]

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-[roaring]
-What's that?

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I can't believe it.

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[screaming]

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[roaring]

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[all] Dinosaurs!

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Oh. So that's what he meant by lizards.

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[screaming]

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This is awesome!

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This is just what
my western movie needed.

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Dinosaurs! Why didn't I think of--
[screaming]

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-[roaring]
-[screaming]

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Huh? [gasping]

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[roaring]

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I may regret this but...

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-[screaming]
-[thundering footsteps]

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[suspenseful music]

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Nermal! Didn't you know there were
going to be dinosaurs in your movie?

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[roaring]

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Well, uh, I...

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I thought you wrote this movie.

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[roaring]

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I paid someone else to write it for me!

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A guy who writes
cheap science-fiction movies!

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[screaming]
I gave him three hundred dollars!

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[roaring]

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Forget about the gold, Whipple!

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Yeah! Let's just get outta here!

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Forget about the gold? Never!

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-[gasping]
-[roaring]

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-[roaring]
-[screaming]

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[grunting and screaming]

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[roaring]

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-[screaming]
-[roaring]

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[screaming]

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-[screaming]
-[roaring]

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[roaring]

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-[gasping]
-[roaring]

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-[moaning in terror]
-[thundering footsteps]

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Hey!

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[roaring]

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[screaming]

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[moaning in terror]

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[screaming]

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[ominous music]

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[screaming]

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-[Odie yipping]
-[roaring]

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[grunting]

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[roaring]

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[ominous music]

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Help!

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[groaning] I can't fit through!

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[moaning in terror]
[roaring]

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You'll have to drop the nuggets!

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[grunting and moaning in terror]

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[roaring]

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All right!

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All right!

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[snarling]

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See? That's why I don't like lizards.

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That's the last time I pay
three hundred dollars for a screenplay.

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[Luke] After that,

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we give up.
-Yeah, we'd like to surrender, Sheriff.

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I'm not the sheriff.

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You will be. Again.

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[giggling]

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I think we'll be back
in the deputy business.

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[barking happily]

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[western music]

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So the big lizards
remained in their canyon.

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They just remained there
and guarded the gold.

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None of the folks there
would speak of what happened.

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There are some stories
that shouldn't be told.

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Old Doc Whipple
and his three assistants

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would have to serve out
a decade or two.

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Jon got his job back
and got to be sheriff.

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Maybe his dreams
would now finally come true.

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Nice singing there, partner.

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Thank you very much.

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We'll see you on the CD
of the soundtrack.

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Well, it looks like you two
got to be friends.

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Why shouldn't we be?
We have something in common.

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We both admire you very much.

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And we agree you two will make
a wonderful couple.

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So, what do you think, boss?

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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

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Straight to DVD, huh?

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Oh, well. We'll kill overseas.

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00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:39,920
What?

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00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:41,160
What's he saying?

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00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:43,040
He thinks it still needs a bigger finish.

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Bigger than dinosaurs?

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Whatever you say, boss.

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You know, the one thing left that would
make me happy, Garfield,

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would be for you to eat healthier.

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Will you do that for me?

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Yes. From now on,

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I will subsist on small portions
of tofu and trail mix.

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Remember: This is a movie.
I didn't promise that in real life.

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00:11:07,040 --> 00:11:10,280
Which reminds me.
Is this movie about over?

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Not yet. The studio thinks
it needs a bigger finish.

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Could I have my zombie, please?

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-[zombie groaning]
-Great! And my ninjas? Ninjas, you're on!

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[ninjas shouting]

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And Sloth People!

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Sloth People to the set!

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And me! I want to be in it, too!

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-And don't forget me!
-Let's have the dinosaurs take a bow.

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-[screaming]
-[roaring]

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You know, there are times
when I really love show business.

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This is not one of those times.

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♪ Everyone's happy,
at least it would seem ♪

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♪ Jon's back as sheriff
just like in his dream ♪

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♪ Things will be peaceful here
day after day ♪

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♪ Now that Doc Whipple
has been locked away ♪

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♪ So has the secret
of Glitter Gulch gold ♪

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♪ It may not ever be told ♪

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Looks like we have a happy ending

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for everyone except the bad guys.

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Cool.

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[western music]

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[Miss Kitty Litter] ♪ Meow ♪

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♪ Arlene and Garfield are happy,
I can tell ♪

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♪ Especially if she can make lasagna
real well ♪

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[all] ♪ Let us all celebrate
their western-type romance ♪

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♪ This would be a good time
to do our cowboy dance ♪

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[cheering]

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[screaming]

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[joyful western music]

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[zombie groaning]

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Subtitling: ECLAIR